Numbers 4-6

#4 You might be from the bush if.... After 2 days of no power at the PO you have to take the sled and you still don't have enough room for all your stuff.

#5 You might be from Bush Alaska if... A slight slip of the tongue turns VHS into VHF.

#6 You might be from Bush Alaska if... it is only 30 degrees but you are walking around in a sweatshirt and jeans complaining that it is soooo warm!